December 07, 2001
Thursday, December 6 Everybody
Thursday, December 6
Everybody gets what they want today. John Ashcroft and his loyal minion George Bush get the first step towards a Republican-controlled police state, the Yankees get the high-ticket free agent, Inglis, Florida, finally gets rid of Satan, and patient readers get a new movie review. Everyone's happy, except for anyone who may conceivably one day disagree with John Ashcroft.

