October 18, 2001
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Thursday, October 18
Here's a little self-test to take if you're freaked out about anthrax. Here's a list of people. Can you identify the one that doesn't belong?
(a) Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle
(b) NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw
(c) ABC News anchor Dan Rather
(d) you
(e) New York Gov. George Pataki
To paraphrase the Sesame Street song, "Four of these things belong together/four of these things are kind of the same". You're not on the shortlist. Stop calling the freaking Hazmat teams every time you see white powder on the table at a Dunkin' Donuts.
