April 20, 2003
Climb On My Back, Boys
So money.
Paul Pierce took the game over yesterday, scoring at will in the 4th quarter and leaving the Pacers sputtering for some hope. My favorite is the thought that since they usually win Game 1 and then lose the series, they might win the series since they lost Game 1. Um, yeah.
In non-stunning-comeback-related sports news, the Rangers' Carl Everett was beaned on the head by a cell phone thrown by an Oakland fan. While it's debatable whether more damage was sustained by the phone or Everett's concrete head, this highlights a disturbing trend in baseball.
Chicago White Sox fans are charging the field in droves with assault on their minds and trace amounts of blood in their alcoholstreams. The White Sox, who you thought played in Comiskey Park, actually play in (ahem) U.S. Cellular Field.
See the connection? Alcohol and cell phones don't mix. It's that simple, folks.
