July 01, 2003
Yeah, but what is truth? If you follow me
Remember that wacky Al Gore? The one who said he invented the Internet? And busted up the Love Canal scam? And was the inspiration for Love Story?
Boy, it's a good thing we didn't get a fibber like that into the White House, huh? I mean, if Lyin' Al were President, can you imagine the whoppers he'd be telling? Maybe he'd invent a connection between Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Hey, maybe he'd invent a whole gigantic Iraqi weapons program, and use that to whip America into a pro-war frenzy. Or tell us that a Reaganesque tax cut will benefit all Americans. The press would be savaging him, wouldn't they? I mean, can you imagine Lyin' Al trying to sell us this? The sharp American people would surely see through it.
Boy, it's good we got an honest man elected. Well, sort of elected.
(Inspiration from this post came from Salon. Title quote is from Lionel Hutz.)
Posted by michaelf at July 1, 2003 05:24 PM | TrackBack
