October 26, 2003

The Coma Test

I like to imagine this from the perspective of someone who just woke up after four years in a coma.

"Who won the last three Superbowls?"

"Well, the Buccaneers, and before that the Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens."

"You're joking, right? Who won the World Series? Must be the Yankees three more years."

"In 2001, it was the Diamondbacks, then the Angels, then the Marlins."

I think they'd fall unconscious again.

Posted by michaelf at October 26, 2003 01:34 AM | TrackBack

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